walking into a white girl at school
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
versacehooker: Heavy Metal Lover holy shit I wanna feel like a dirty whore tonight.
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
onlylolgifs: troll-patrol: Just to look at her act like: Then watch the dude sit there like: More hilarious gifs here!!
iloveyougagaloo: Remember when Gaga slayed 2011.
dsaltz: maybe in 2012, i’ll finally date someone.
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
Anonymous asked: it's when she performed for the queen of england!